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SWISS GIRLS DAY OUT
Welcome!
This is our blog to help support our habits as sisters and friends. Here you will find all sorts of information about what we are doing, when we are doing it, and who we are doing it with. Check out the going's on anytime you like. If there is something going on that our fellow "GIRLS" need to know about; leave a comment on the blog or send me an e-mail with the information and I will post it for you.
Members
- Alisha
- Amy
- Angela
- Brittany
- Cheri
- Connie
- Debbi
- Hillary
- Jamie
- January
- Jen
- Juliet
- Karla (Momalou)
- Karla B.
- Kristina
- Leslie
- Loni
- Loralee
- Mandy K.
- Mandy S.
- Mindi
- Sharise
- Terry
- Trudi
- Wendy
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Swiss Girls Day Out Pledge
We, the association of sisters, friends and people from other states and all those who want to be sisters... and Mom, pledge to be fun, pleasant, exciting, cheerful, harmonious, grateful, perky, friendly, sensitive, open minded and last but not least honest (most of the time unless there is gain in being dishonest).
We pledge to be responsible for the stuffing of our own faces, widening of thighs, possible weight gain which may require a wide load sign, sleep deprivation and any and all financial debt incurred which may cause lose of homes, cars or significant others. We pledge not to flaunt our bling-bling and cause animosity between pledge sisters.
While participating in activities, we pledge to be good sports, keep the winning to a minimum, not cry (unless telling a good story) or complain... unless you claim lack of sleep.
We will not judge solely on initiation but collectively on what we say, how we act or what we show "off". However, if we are incarcerated for any reason we do not know any of you. We will plead the fifth. We swear to secrecy to not disclose any incriminating evidence against fellow pledge sisters or ourselves.
We promise not to close our eyes before one a.m., for fear of missing out on something. If that should occur, the following list of possible consequences may happen:
-Freezing of your bra or other articles
-Toothpaste back rub
-Sharpie mustache
-Possible tattooing and piercings
-Warm water finger dipping
-Artificial urination
-Unannounced shaving of body parts
-Titty twisters
-Turkeys and last of all you may be grenaded!!!
You can count on your picture being taken and posted for all to see.
Quirks
-She despises it when people eat bananas in the car - Cherie
-She may ask if you have used her guest towels (after all they are just for looks) - Karla
-She spills down the front of her every tie she eats - Terry
-She can cry on demand, tears and all - Brittany
-She always writes nice & neat and always in black pen - Jamie
-She has barbells in unforeseen places - Britney
-She's been known to make up her own vocabulary - Candace
-She likes the lines on her newly vacuumed floors (don't walk on them unless you really have to) - Kristina
-She'll eat any leftover no matter how long it's been in the refrigerator - Momma Lou
-She has a shampoo fetish, collecting many kinds - Mindi
-She's a car trade in queen & buys a new car at least 2 to 3 times a year - Mandy K.
-She eats each item on her plate one at a time and it must not touch other food - Sharise
-She must have "real" ketchup handy in her fridge at all times and puts it on just about everything - January
-She hangs her t-shirts by type: solid, stripes, frumpy and goes from light to dark in color - Juliet
-She pulls the weeds in her gutters and street in front of her house - Trudi
-She has only black plastic hangers in her master closet (absolutely no metal hangers) - Alisha
-She will search for the same lot/batch to get the same quality of her favorite cracker or cookie - Debbi
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